Affluent Adventurer Mugs

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This will be hilarious!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

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Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"We thought this was more realistic."

Shoot For The Moon

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'