The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'
Affair Discovery Gifts
Looking for a clever gift to mark an affair discovery? Our collection blends humor with sincerity, offering unique presents that recognize life's surprises. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to the unexpected twists and turns we all encounter. These thoughtful items are ideal for someone navigating these revealing moments, adding a touch of levity or comfort to a challenging situation.
'So who's it to be, Eileen - him or me?'
Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."
"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."
Mission Kinda Accomplished
Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?
"It's not what you think."
Trilby - 'Confession
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..."
I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!
"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"
"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."
Hipster Replacement
Run Off With The Bearded Lady.
'I love my wife, and I hate my mistress.'
"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."
The two scariest words on Cuomo's cell caller ID, 'Ronan Farrow'."
"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"
"You told me he was out of town! You wanted us to get caught, you sick bitch!"
Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier
"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."
'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'
"The wife is out 3 evenings a week with her driving instructor. I wouldn't mind but she passed her test in 1983!"
Get ready for Brexit planning
"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."
Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps
"Good God. My wife and my best friend."
'I've made a terrible mistake, Brian - The girls at work said he was great in bed, but he's just as useless as you!'
'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'
'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'
'Has the old bastard gone to sleep yet?'
"Surprise!"
'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'
'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'
Affair Discovery Gifts Collection
Affair Discovery Mugs
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Affair Discovery Pillows
Our 'affair discovery' pillows add comfort and humor to any space, making them a great gift for supporting loved ones through unexpected revelations.
Affair Discovery Prints
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Affair Discovery T-Shirts
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