Affair Discovery Mugs

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"It's not what you think."

Trilby - 'Confession

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

I was in a menage a trois...until she ran off with our marriage guide counsellor!

"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..."

"It's not you, Rob. It's just that things are moving a little too fast."

"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."

"When he stopped to smell the flowers, his wife found out whose flowers they were!"

Hipster Replacement

Run Off With The Bearded Lady.

'I love my wife, and I hate my mistress.'

Servant girl making an excuse to go out and see a soldier

"You told me he was out of town! You wanted us to get caught, you sick bitch!"

'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'

The two scariest words on Cuomo's cell caller ID, 'Ronan Farrow'."

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

"Shall I let your wife know you're home, or do you both like surprises?"

Get ready for Brexit planning

"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

Rural Pleasures - Wife off with another man whilst husband sleeps

"My hobbies are Celia, Irene, Trisha and Jane."

"The wife is out 3 evenings a week with her driving instructor. I wouldn't mind but she passed her test in 1983!"

'I've made a terrible mistake, Brian - The girls at work said he was great in bed, but he's just as useless as you!'

'What's wrong, haven't you heard of Global Warming?'

'Yes to an affair as long as it's eco-friendly.'

'Has the old bastard gone to sleep yet?'

"Surprise!"

'We've got stop seeing each other - my wife is getting suspicious!'

'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm missing all my soaps.'

Burma