Affair Explorer Mugs

Minister of Foreign Affairs.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Club Antisocial

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"This will be hilarious!"

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Heart to heart talk.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

Monogamy

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Worm Bed

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"I was surprised myself, but living apart, seeing other people, and having virtually nothing to do with each other actually has made our marriage stronger."

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