Affair Analyzer Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for the affair analyzer? Our collection offers clever and amusing products that capture their creative curiosity. From playful mugs to stylish prints, find something that celebrates their fascination with uncovering secrets and analyzing relationships. These thoughtful gifts will bring a smile and show appreciation for their interesting interest.

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"Good God. My wife and my best friend." mockup

"Good God. My wife and my best friend."

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"But can't I be feared and loved?" mockup

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

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"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day" mockup

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!" mockup

"I decided to treat my employees like friends...now I hate all of them!"

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"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"You're not at all like your answering machine." mockup

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

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'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.' mockup

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

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"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser." mockup

"Arrows won't work on him. Use a taser."

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Minister of Foreign Affairs.

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"I can't see it lasting!"

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"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance." mockup

"I wouldn’t go so far as to call Darren here an ‘imaginary friend’—he’s more of an imaginary acquaintance."

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"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me." mockup

"You seem calm above the surface, but underneath I feel as if you're paddling like hell away from me."

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"I love my unreliable narrator. You?" mockup

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

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Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep" mockup

Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"

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'My wife ran off with my best friend...I really miss him.'

'My wife ran off with my best friend...I really miss him.' mockup

'My wife ran off with my best friend...I really miss him.'

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'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.' mockup

'According to a recent issue of 'psychology today', all your fears are well founded.'

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Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it." mockup

Lady of the house pregnant - "The butler did it."

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"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes." mockup

"I have headaches, stomach, pains, aching muscles, back pains, creaking joints, nausea and dry eyes."

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"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..."

"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..." mockup

"Poor soul - he's been like that ever since he ran off with my wife..."

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"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?" mockup

"What do you mean, you didn't know I wanted a divorce? Don't you follow me on social media?"

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European Crisis management.

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'I love my wife, and I hate my mistress.'

'I love my wife, and I hate my mistress.' mockup

'I love my wife, and I hate my mistress.'

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Run Off With The Bearded Lady.

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"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."

"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..." mockup

"I was studying the dog's behaviour and had an epiphany! The more affection I fake, the more benefit I get. It's life transforming..."

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"Alpha Male."

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'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.' mockup

'To be honest, the only reason I don't leave her is because she takes my penalty points on her licence.'

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The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.' mockup

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

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Hipster Replacement

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'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.' mockup

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

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"You told me he was out of town! You wanted us to get caught, you sick bitch!"

"You told me he was out of town! You wanted us to get caught, you sick bitch!" mockup

"You told me he was out of town! You wanted us to get caught, you sick bitch!"

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'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'

'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.' mockup

'You'll never believe it. I got replaced by a woman at work today.'

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Man Locked in a Heart

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Girl putting her toys in groups

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"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman." mockup

"I've never asked Ralph, but I think there's another woman."

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"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good." mockup

"I operate under the assumption that man is basically good."

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Affair Analyzer Gifts Collection

Affair Analyzer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the affair analyzer—witty, fun, and designed to make every coffee break a little more amusing.

Affair Analyzer Pillows

Check out our pillows with fun and witty motifs inspired by affair analysis—perfect for any cozy space.

Affair Analyzer Prints

Discover prints that humorously celebrate the affair analyzer’s passion—ideal for adding personality to their favorite room.

Affair Analyzer T-Shirts

Browse our t-shirts featuring clever sayings and designs for the affair analyst, ideal for showcasing their unique hobby with humor.