Relationship Analyzers Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who loves dissecting relationships or enjoys the chemistry between people? Our collection for relationship analyzers features clever, insightful products that celebrate curiosity and understanding. Whether they’re a relationship coach, a science of love enthusiast, or just someone fascinated by how connections work, these gifts combine humor and heart in perfect harmony. Find something that matches their analytical spirit and makes their day a little brighter.

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"Because he lets me treat him like a cash machine!"

"Because he lets me treat him like a cash machine!" mockup

"Because he lets me treat him like a cash machine!"

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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!" mockup

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.' mockup

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

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'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.' mockup

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

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"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play." mockup

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

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"Why don't you find a museum!"

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.' mockup

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

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Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage mockup

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person." mockup

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

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'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.' mockup

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

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"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now." mockup

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

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"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned." mockup

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

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Battle of the sexes in a relationship mockup

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

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"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested." mockup

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

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"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive." mockup

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

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"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!" mockup

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

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"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!" mockup

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

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'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!' mockup

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

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Awkward First Dates

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'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...' mockup

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

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"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!" mockup

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

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'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.' mockup

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.' mockup

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

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'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.' mockup

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

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"Arthur, I need my space."

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I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else... mockup

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

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"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?" mockup

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

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'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.' mockup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

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Relationships.

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Sharing the Bed with Zeno

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"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story." mockup

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

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"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!" mockup

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

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Heart to heart talk.

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Relationship Analyzers Gifts Collection

Relationship Analyzers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for relationship analyzers—brighten their mornings with a clever and insightful cup.

Relationship Analyzers Pillows

Give their space a witty upgrade with pillows that celebrate the art of understanding relationships.

Relationship Analyzers Prints

Decorate with prints that honor the intricacies of human connections—ideal for any relationship enthusiast.

Relationship Analyzers T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that speak to their analytical spirit—perfect for casual days when they’re decoding love and relationships.