Aesop Aficionado Gifts

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Pete Sampras

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

World Cup Fan.

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"