Modern Aesop Admirer Gifts

"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Thermidor Dali

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Artists Cats

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I like the frame.'

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Modern Portrait Gallery

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Thermidor Dali

Understanding art.

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."