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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Cats at private view

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"Feel better, dear?"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Thermidor Dali

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Artists Cats

'I like the frame.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Rape of the Lock- The Toilet

Modern Portrait Gallery

Thermidor Dali

Understanding art.