Modern Aesop Reader Gifts

Maybe a "limbo party" wasn't our best idea.

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Large print e-book.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Bront?saurus.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Jane Austen

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Print Suicide

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Book

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Books and Phones

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."