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Baron de Munchausen

'Are you made of sugar?'

Invisible clothes

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

The Fox and the Crow.

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Alexander Dumas.

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

King Commute.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

The Tortoise and the Hare

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

The truth about Goldilocks.

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Daniel Defoe

'Tarzan, will you please tell that damn ape to get lost!'

Castaways Not Welcome

"She says she's got squatters rights."