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Baron de Munchausen

'Are you made of sugar?'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

Updated Fairy Tales Cinderella. My lawyers won't let me do glass slippers anymore --- Too many liability issues.

The Fox and the Crow.

Alexander Dumas.

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

King Commute.

Car with upright Christmas tree.

"Good day, young sir! Would you care to exchange your cows for some preference shares in Beanstalk Development Industries?"

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

"It appears your credit card expired 18 years ago Mr. Van Winkle. Would you care to pay for the alarm clock in cash?"

The Tortoise and the Hare

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the Kansas State Fair anymore!"

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

Fearless Frog Part 17

The truth about Goldilocks.

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

Seven Dwarfs...The Later Years.

Alberich an the Rhinemaidens

Castaways Not Welcome

'Tarzan, will you please tell that damn ape to get lost!'

Daniel Defoe

'The old folks' home, and make it snappy.'

Sven mistakenly enters Bowelhalla