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Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Are you made of sugar?'

J. R. R. Tolkien

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Warrior Woman

Invisible clothes

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Three little pigs-mortgage.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Otto von Bismarck

The Fox and the Crow.

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Virgil

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'Take no notice, he was raided by wolves.'

For the last time, no, I have no wish to add a hotel to my odyssey. Why Odysseus didn't use a travel agent.

Valkyrie.

Lord of the Rungs: Window Cleaner

Walt Whitman

Baron de Munchausen

With horror he realised he was playing the wrong tune...

'Goliath's Achilles Heel.'

Fearless Frog Part 17

"Let me take this call: Go ahead, I'll catch up..."

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

Lilac Fairy from Sleeping Beauty

After the Ottomans are Weakened, Sultan Muhammad II Drives His Horse Into the Sea (History of the Crusades).

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

"They called him ‘weird’, they called him ‘creepy’, but now they’d call him Sheriff."

Noah's Ark Sculpture