
'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'
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'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'
Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10
"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"
"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"
"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."
'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'
"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit
"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."
Otto von Bismarck
'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'
Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.
The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House
Big Bob knew it was wrong, but gosh darn it, someone had to stick up for the little guy.
Baron de Munchausen
'It's nice to finally be able to put a face to a really strange book.'
'The bartender referred me to a shoe shine boy, and the shoe shine boy referred me to you.'
'Ignore me, it's just my nut allergy.'
For several minutes, Norma's body is possessed by the spirit of her dead washing machine,
Snow White and the dwarf with seven psychotic personalities.
'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'
I knew that guy was bad news.
"Wait – how many seasons is this?"
"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."
The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Possessed
"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"
"And it has pockets!"
'He bears keeping an eye on.'
"Why not have a star-nosed mole guide your sleigh tonight?"
Alberich an the Rhinemaidens
Some said she exploited her youthful allure...
Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.
On Vixen: Confessions of a Naughty Reindeer
' Apparently we'll have to pay, if we want our mail delivered to the wrong address before 9 A.M.'
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