Adventure Critic Gifts

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Filling the Missile Gap

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Snowman of the Apes

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Fish or Cut Bait

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'