Adventure Commenter Gifts

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Trump leaving

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Bears going water skiing.

Man fishing with large bait

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Bad times to sneeze

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'