Adventure Commenter Pillows

'Daddy is trying out eco fuel, darling.'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Trump leaving

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Man fishing with large bait

Bears going water skiing.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

Snowman of the Apes

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'