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'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Snowman of the Apes

Filling the Missile Gap

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"