Adult Film Critic Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for an adult film critic? Our collection of fun and tongue-in-cheek items is tailor-made for those who love analyzing and reviewing cinema. From funny mugs to cheeky t-shirts, find something that’ll make them smile and show off their passion for film critique with style and humor.

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Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

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"Bond James, Bond."

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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..." mockup

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

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Benedict Cumberbatch

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"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..." mockup

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

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Herman Mankiewicz

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"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?" mockup

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes." mockup

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

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"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs." mockup

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

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Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir" mockup

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

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"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies." mockup

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

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"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy." mockup

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

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'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.' mockup

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

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"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels." mockup

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

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Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623. mockup

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

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"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up." mockup

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

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Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it. mockup

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

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Standard endings for sci-fi movies... mockup

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

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No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit. mockup

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

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'It was great. I hated it.'

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'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.' mockup

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

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The Beard in the Stone

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'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!' mockup

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

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'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...' mockup

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

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"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

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