Adult Care Specialist Gifts

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Pre-Old Blues

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Someone to see you!"

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

'You want to stick that thermometer where?'

"Alright, Grandfather, let's check your ticker."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Adrian wants to be a vet when he grows up!'

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Mijo...get me some water...not cold, but not hot either...just kind of cold. Maybe with just one ice cube... But not in a glass. Put it in a cup and stir it with a spoon."

Zoo. Now remember, he doesn't think it's funny when you call his stuffy nose a "packed trunk."

Care Home Eject Button.

Getting Old Sucks: "Incontinence hotline. Can you hold please?"

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

"I don't want your darn money! Get back here with that glass!"

"Say 'Bark.'"

'By George, Sir, I've been everywhere, everywhere!...

'Where did I put my syringe?'

Sadie's sick. Right. With laryngitis. Maybe something worse. She's got spots on her larynx. They did a biopsy. Oh no. She's in her 80s. She's planning for the worst. In case I die, I want you to know I don't like you. Just respect me.

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

Condom Delivery