Adolescent Child Gifts

"Son, it's about this calculator we've found in your satchel."

"Leda, honey, let's not keep your date waiting!"

'I'm past the phase of being embarrassed by you, and I'd like to start bringing my friends around as soon as we do something about all this kitsch.'

'Teenagers!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Are we broke yet?'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Tell us the one about swift justice, Grandpa."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

Peter

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."