Adolescent Gifts

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

He's going through such a phase.

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.

'Mom, Dad, you've never believed in me! How come nobody believes in me?'

Kangaroo - Son, it's time you moved out.

Trouble Ahead

"Jim's boo told the 'rents she's lazin' this sums."

'Teenagers!'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."