Acreage Enthusiast Gifts

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Raptures

An early space launch attempt.

Milking the Cow.

Farmer and FIsherman

Free Range Employees.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Beginning Yarder.

Cow of BEEF

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

Twitter that!

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."