Acquaintance Gifts

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

"Wow, I can't believe it's already time for you guys to pick up on social cues that we'd like you to leave."

"So, Carol tells me you're a baby."

'How's the garlic diet? Have you lost anything?'

Don't Forget - August 24th is Stranger's Day!

Misery pretends to like company.

"They're from Earth. I wonder if they know Dan?"

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

'Now there's a face from the past.'

The Wheel of No

'Remember, we don't have much time so don't ask them how they're doing.'

"Well, if it isn't Douglas Whitson of 'I promise I'll get right back to you' fame."

Just when you think you know someone, you find out they're NASCAR fans.

'Enough about me...let's talk about what's on your mind.'

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

"Well you did say just pop in if you are in the area!"

"It's not good. They've unfriended us."

"Good Lord, whoes eaten all the nibbles?"

"We equipped him with name recognition technology."

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"Someone here to see you about a merger."

"No politics or religion. This party’s MYOB — Mind Your Own Business."

"I have a bad association with people."

"Long time no see. Where have you been?"

"Hi, there. I'm Dick. Are you seeing anyone?"

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

"Fancy meeting you here."

"How long has it been? Do you ever age?"

"Thanks for having us. And you, Carol, be sure to Google ‘common mistakes cooking pasta.’"

Tomb of the Unknown Plus-Ones

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"