"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."
Accounts Whiz Gifts
Searching for a gift for an accounts whiz who loves numbers and financial puzzles? Our collection features witty, creative products that honor their expertise with a fun twist. Ideal for accountants, bookkeepers, and financial enthusiasts, these items bring humor and personality to their workspace or home. Show your appreciation for their analytical skills with a gift that makes them smile every day.
The day the stock market went UP.
"What's a debenture?"
"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"
Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!
"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'
Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.
"Baxter...about this report...your punctuation, spelling and grammar are perfect. No one can understand it!"
"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."
Soaring Profits
"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."
"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."
Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.
Department of efficiency and cost analysis.
STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets
Dow Jones drop
'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"
"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."
A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.
Money exchange
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."
"What comes after zillion?"
'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'
'Hey -- No fair peeking!'
IRS Audit Section
Business News.
"Let's see now. This one goes right here."
'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'
'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'
A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".
'Wait a minute....!
"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."
Accounts Whiz Gifts Collection
Accounts Whiz Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for accounts whizzes and finance lovers. Find the perfect humorous or inspirational mug to brighten their morning routine.
Accounts Whiz Pillows
Find charming pillows perfect for accounts whizzes. These playful designs will bring a smile and a touch of humor to their living space or office.
Accounts Whiz Prints
Browse our selection of prints for accounts whizzes. Ideal for decorating their workspace or home with clever, finance-inspired art.
Accounts Whiz T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty t-shirts for accounts whizzes. They're a great way to showcase their love for numbers and add personality to their wardrobe.