Accommodating Dietary Needs Pillows

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

Mouse, caught in trap after attempting to get cheese, says: 'That's it ??" I'm quitting dairy.'

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

'Well, since you're so picky: Why don't you choose the restaurant'

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

First Church of Gluten-Free Communion Wafers.

Gluten-free area.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"If it's gluten-free, peanut-free, lactose-free and fat-free, why does it cost more?"

Gluten Free, Wheat Free, Fat Free, Dairy Free, Soy Free, Sugar Free, Recyclable, Sustainable Cupcake

'Sorry to keep asking, but are you sure you prepared mine separately?'

The Food Free Food Aisle

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."