Adapting To Dietary Needs Pillows

'I'm on a fixed income, so these free offers are most welcome.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

'The health plate is low in sodium, cholesterol, and sugar -- the downside is that it's high in styrofoam.'

Lockdown Signpost

"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

'I'm coping.'

'Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is perfect for them.'

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

"Y' know, a GOOD host would provide a lactose-free option!"

"My lab tests are in. I'm lactose intolerant."

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

"Sorry, babe, this ain't gonna work out. I'm lactose intolerant."

Currently, I can only offer takeout service.

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

'Well, since you're so picky: Why don't you choose the restaurant'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

Gluten-free area.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"This is the Halal dog food. The Kosher dog food is in the next aisle."

'Do you have a traditional lacto-vegan Christmas dinner?'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."