Conscious Dietary Change Pillows

"I'm sorry, Bob. I decided to go gluten free."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

Squirrel in tree with t-shirt saying ''may contain nuts.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

New beef chart.

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"Thank you for the peanut butter and jelly sandwich, Mrs Williams, but I'm allergic to peanuts, gluten, and I'm pre-diabetic."

'I don't think cholesterol had been invented then.'

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Green Cross Code: Avoid cars, avoid meat, avoid fur.

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

"Have a banana."

"No idea if it's gluten free, Hansel. Can't you just eat the stupid thing?"

'And ask the chef to run his blender as he cooks that steak. My doctor has put me on a liquid diet.'

"Where's the nutritional information this thing?"

'Is the mouse free-range?'

"Ever feel a teensy bit guilty when they're a vegan?"

'85% fat free, 100% taste free'

"Don't forget to deduct 2 pounds for my clothes and 5.5 ounces for my phone."

' So if Vegatarians only eat vegatables...does that mean Humanitarians only eat humans?'

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

No wonder you're so skinny - you eat like a bird.

"It's always the same at this time of year..."

The day Kevin turned vegetarian.