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Accident-prone Cook Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their kitchen or dining area with pillows that celebrate their playful cooking style. Ideal for the chef who embraces every spill and mishap with a smile.
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Barbeque Casualty.
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'
'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
'Quick! Contact my doctor!'
"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"
"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."
"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"
'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'
"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"
"Ah, here you are... I see you made the mistake of tasting your own cooking."
"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"
Dave's How to Puke Book.
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'
"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"
'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'
'May I have your attention! I dropped my car keys in the soup, if you find them, please return them. They're my only set.'
'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'
Smoke gets in your eyes.
"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."
Roller blader with bandaged head
'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'
'I'm not an experienced cook so I use the smoke alarm as my timer!'
'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'
Punch Initials - T
"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."
'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'
'We had to cancel the shish-ka-bob - Our chef isn't allowed to handle sharp objects.'
'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'
Accident-prone Cook Pillows Collection
Accident-prone Cook Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the accident-prone cook. Find humorous and heartwarming designs that make every coffee break a delightful reminder of their lively kitchen adventures.
Accident-prone Cook Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously showcase the playful chaos of the kitchen. Perfect for the creative cook's space, adding a personal touch of laughter and warmth.
Accident-prone Cook T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the creative cook. Witty and fun designs that celebrate their kitchen mishaps with humor and style, perfect for every culinary adventurer.