Gone To Hospital.
Accident-prone Cook Mugs
Surprise your accident-prone chef with a mug that’s as funny as their kitchen escapades. Perfect for morning coffee or afternoon tea, these mugs celebrate their culinary adventures with humor and warmth.
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Barbeque Casualty.
"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."
'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'
"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."
'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'
'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'
"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"
'Quick! Contact my doctor!'
"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"
"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."
"Oh, very funny. If you don't like my cooking just say so!"
'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'
"No, no, no, my wife said she'll have a quiche!"
"Ah, here you are... I see you made the mistake of tasting your own cooking."
"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"
Dave's How to Puke Book.
"Arrrrrrrrr. This be bad."
'Today was a bit of a disaster.' - 'First I cut my finger and bled everywhere, then I lost my plaster while I was cooking.' - 'Do you want the last bowl of pumpkin soup?' - 'No, it's okay. You go for it.'
"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"
'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'
'May I have your attention! I dropped my car keys in the soup, if you find them, please return them. They're my only set.'
'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'
Smoke gets in your eyes.
"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."
Roller blader with bandaged head
'Dinner is ruined. I brought too many diet's home from the office again.'
'I'm not an experienced cook so I use the smoke alarm as my timer!'
'Don't worry, it's all dark meat.'
Punch Initials - T
"It's right when you think it's done, but it's not done, that it's most dangerous."
'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'
'We had to cancel the shish-ka-bob - Our chef isn't allowed to handle sharp objects.'
'I don't understand it. I boiled the steak for 20 minutes!'
Accident-prone Cook Mugs Collection
Accident-prone Cook Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to the kitchen or dining room. Ideal for the lively, accident-prone cook who loves to laugh at themselves.
Accident-prone Cook Prints
Decorate with prints that humorously showcase the playful chaos of the kitchen. Perfect for the creative cook's space, adding a personal touch of laughter and warmth.
Accident-prone Cook T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the creative cook. Witty and fun designs that celebrate their kitchen mishaps with humor and style, perfect for every culinary adventurer.