Absurdist At Heart Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who’s proudly absurdist at heart? Explore our whimsical and creatively designed products that tap into their unique sense of humor and love for unconventional ideas. Perfect for sparking laughter and standing out, these gifts are sure to delight anyone who sees the world with a playful, inventive twist.

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Cow-in-a-Can!

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?" mockup

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

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'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?' mockup

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

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"Now you can send it."

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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Nonsense Poem

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'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?' mockup

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

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'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?' mockup

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

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'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.' mockup

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

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Operation.

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'Miss Jones, take this down.'

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'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?' mockup

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

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UFO and snowman

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"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!" mockup

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

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Baseball.

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'Normally, seafood is good for you.' mockup

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

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Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed mockup

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

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Nikolai Gogol

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'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.' mockup

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

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"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..." mockup

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

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Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit." mockup

Crashed Aliens - "Miss Fortnum, come in here immediately..and bring the first aid kit."

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter' mockup

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

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'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.' mockup

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

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'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself. mockup

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

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Executioner forgetting his glasses. mockup

Executioner forgetting his glasses.

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A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver mockup

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

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'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.' mockup

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

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"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!" mockup

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

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"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2." mockup

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

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Trapeze artists commuting

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"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?" mockup

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

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"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons." mockup

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

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Absurdist At Heart Gifts Collection

Absurdist At Heart Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for absurdist hearts—humorous, creative, and guaranteed to make any coffee break more memorable.

Absurdist At Heart Pillows

Find the ideal pillow for those who love to embrace the absurd. Quirky and comfy, it’s a delightful addition to any space.

Absurdist At Heart Prints

Bring quirky charm to their walls with prints that celebrate the absurd. Artistic, funny, and utterly unique—just like them.

Absurdist At Heart T-Shirts

Discover our t-shirts designed for the creatively absurd. Unique, witty, and sure to turn heads—perfect for expressing their unconventional style.