Abbess Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for an abbess? Explore our collection of witty and meaningful products that celebrate her role as a spiritual guide. From mugs to prints, find the ideal way to honor her dedication and wisdom.

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Hildegard von Bingen

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Nun Fight.

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"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy." mockup

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

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'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!' mockup

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

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Bible Bloopers

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'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....' mockup

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

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"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while." mockup

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

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Noah's ark, many lions

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"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down." mockup

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

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'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.' mockup

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

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Nun Binning the Devil

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Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well. mockup

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

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'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?' mockup

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

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Pope Benedict 16th.

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'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

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Finger puppets in church.

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"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

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Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more. mockup

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

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They're missing a few commandments. mockup

They're missing a few commandments.

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'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?' mockup

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

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Moses/stranded shark

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"Straighten up that tonsure."

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'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.' mockup

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

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Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure. mockup

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

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Jesus Christo

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'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.' mockup

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

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'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?' mockup

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

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'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.' mockup

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

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"I guess ten is enough."

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'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.' mockup

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

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Baby Bird

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Abbess Gifts Collection

Abbess Mugs

Explore our collection of gifts for abbesses on mugs—perfect for her morning routine and as a humorous nod to her spiritual leadership.

Abbess Pillows

Discover pillows that honor abbess virtues—comfortable and thoughtful gifts that celebrate her nurturing and guiding spirit.

Abbess Prints

Browse our prints designed for abbesses—elegant and inspiring artwork to cherish her spiritual leadership every day.

Abbess T-Shirts

Find the ideal abbess-themed t-shirts that combine wit and reverence—great for casual wear and showing faith with a humorous twist.