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Hildegard von Bingen

Nun Fight.

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Bible Bloopers

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Noah's ark, many lions

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Nun Binning the Devil

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Pope Benedict 16th.

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

Finger puppets in church.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

They're missing a few commandments.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

Moses/stranded shark

"Straighten up that tonsure."

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Jesus Christo

'When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of manna again for as long as I live.'

'You think you're pretty humble, don't you?'

'Don't read the Book of Revelations yet -- it's full of spoilers.'

"I guess ten is enough."

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Baby Bird