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"On today's Ask Sadie Show with Sadie Cohen, we discuss one topic: the month of August. Everyone knows the month of August is named after Roman Emperor Augustus Caesar. What many don't realize, though, is Augustus was only a figurehead. The true power behind the throne was wielded by his mistress, Sadius Cohenus XVII. This explains why the month is so oppressive and unbearable." "Shhh... She might hear you."