'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'
Zoommeister Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Zoommeister? Our collection features humorous and clever items that capture the spirit of creative online meetings. Whether they are working, creating, or just having fun on Zoom, these products add personality and a dash of humor to their virtual space. Explore our range and find a thoughtful gift that celebrates their love for digital creativity.
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'
Zenemies.
Yoga.
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
Covid and Restarting School
Office Meeting
Guru.
Spot Quiz....
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Show off."
Mark Anthony on Zoom.
"Go ahead—unmute yourself."
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Hoarder."
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
Remote control wars.
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
Zenboni
"You're on mute."
"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."
'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'
Relax.
Zoommeister Gifts Collection
Zoommeister Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for Zoom enthusiasts. Find the perfect humorous or inspiring mug to brighten your Zoom meetings.
Zoommeister Pillows
Discover our playful pillows that add humor and comfort to any home or office space for the Zoom-savvy.
Zoommeister Prints
Browse our quirky prints that make a statement in any digital or physical workspace for the creative Zoom user.
Zoommeister T-Shirts
Check out our range of witty T-shirts that celebrate the Zoommeister in all of us. Perfect for showcasing personality during virtual calls.