Zoommeister Pillows

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Zenemies.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Office Meeting

Covid and Restarting School

Spot Quiz....

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Guru.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Hoarder."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

Remote control wars.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

"You're on mute."

Relax.