Zoommeister Pillows

'You've got her on 16.5 zoom and it's not good.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Zenemies.

Yoga.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Covid and Restarting School

Office Meeting

Guru.

Spot Quiz....

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Show off."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Remote control wars.

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Zenboni

"You're on mute."

"I'm sorry, Davis, but your face no longer fits."

'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'

Relax.