Winter Wondermeister Gifts

'What makes you think winters are getting colder?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snow Devil

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Ice Skater

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

Shaved Ice

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

At the "Ice-C-U".

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'