Winter Wondermeister Gifts

'What makes you think winters are getting colder?'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Giant Snowflake.

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Skiing

Ice Skater

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Rockefeller Center."

Shaved Ice