Zoom Chatter Pillows

"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Hot Line

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'From the Mouth of Arthur Baskin.'

'Are you in here tonight?'

'Can't you tell people about our new swimming pool without saying I've 'gone off the deep end?''

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

'The reason I never finish my homework is that I spend too much time tweeting about how I have too much homework.'

"BOL means Barking Out Loud."

"No problem, B. J. I can talk and baste at the same time."

New Space Shuttle Mission: Deployment of the First Orbiting Telemarketer

Communication on a bus

"This is the wine talking."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"You'll have to speak up. I'm very loud in here."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'Yes I know I'm a wrong number, but give me a chance, I might be the one...'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."