Zoo Supporter Gifts

'Apparently, the cub will be deported back to China when she is two.'

'I say we let the poor thing on the boat. The poor creature has been a performing shark his whole life, he won't survive a day out here in the wild.'

City Zoo: Day Care

A mother and baby elephant

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Bee flying to another flower.

Koala

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"That's mine!"

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

Mother and Baby Hippopotamus.

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. II. - Delicate state of the hippopotamus

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

Rogue elephant

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

The Litany Of Fun

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Try to look cute. Women love a guy who is nurturing an adorable pet. Does this little fella belong to you? He sure does. Really. He belongs to you> Is that how you feel? You own him? A creature like this belongs in a zoo you exploitative, egotistical jerk. Gulp. It just so happens that's what I like in a guy. It's life's twists and turns that I like. Your monkey just puked on me.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.