Zoo Patron Gifts

Wildcats Strike.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Koala

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Giraffe Selfie

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Jungle Stores.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

ZOO

Too much monkey business...

Zoo animals.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

Wild Cow.

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"Such a sedentary lifestyle."

Zoo - Animals that we eat and animals that eat us.

Giraffe and Gloves.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"We've got to stop selling cheesy snacks near the petting zoo."

"I've hired a new nit-picker: he's been great so far!"

Two Giraffes go to the cinema.

'This is not what I expected when you said we were going to help an endangered species...'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

Bat

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Elephant Trunk and Hose Pipe.

Bus for Giraffes.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Tiger

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'