Zombie Admirer Pillows

Halloween Selfie

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dead Funny

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Check zombies.

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Zombie pet tricks.

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

Zombie Problems

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Monster Baseball

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

Born of the Dead

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'