Zombie Lover Pillows

'Head Down, Eye on the Ball.'

'Horror films don't frighten me - You should see my Mum, first thing in the morning!'

"Brrraaaaaaiiinns!"

"Actually I joined the website hoping to meet another member of the undead!"

A World Without Coffee

Just unburied.

"May I have 2 pounds of brain?"

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!

'Hamster Zombies'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

I lose more girlfriends that way...

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

'Don't you think you should wear two shoes at work?'

'Hi, we'd like to talk to you about how to prepare for life after death.'

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

"Damn! I STILL can't sleep!"

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"You lied about yoga!"

"A Pinot Grigio with brain? Are you kidding me?"

"Back in 15 min."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Zombie standup

Dead Funny

Night of the Zombonies.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Check zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.