Zip Seeker Gifts

'I can't seem to get any 'zip' on my arrows!'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Man showing in the rain.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Unguided imagery

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I just..."

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"I don't know what went wrong."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."