Zip Seeker Prints

'I can't seem to get any 'zip' on my arrows!'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Mind-Fullness

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Unguided imagery

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Man showing in the rain.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

"I just..."

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'Fitness guru.'

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"I don't know what went wrong."

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'