Zesty Soul Gifts

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Cat Tie

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Dog in Daisys

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'It's baseball season!'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Frizzbee statue.

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Cheerleaders

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Mad For It

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Shoe repair

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Monster Horrorscopes

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces