Zen Master Under Pressure Gifts

Looking for a gift for the Zen master under pressure? Our curated selection channels tranquility with a dash of wit. Whether it’s for a meditation enthusiast or someone who appreciates calm, these products add a humorous twist to serenity. Perfect for those who balance mindfulness with a sense of humor, our items are designed to inspire relaxation and lighten the mood. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the Zen master in your life, even when the pressure’s on.

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"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position." mockup

"Frankly, counselor, I don't care how stressful this is for your client—tell him to get out of that damn yoga position."

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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Zenemies.

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Yoga.

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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Yoga with Baby

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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"Hoarder."

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball' mockup

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?' mockup

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

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Zen Master Under Pressure Gifts Collection

Zen Master Under Pressure Mugs

Find more humorous and calming mugs for the Zen master under pressure to start each day with a smile and serenity.

Zen Master Under Pressure Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and calm to any room, perfect for the Zen master under pressure to unwind in comfort.

Zen Master Under Pressure Prints

Decorate with witty prints that inspire serenity and humor—perfect for the Zen master navigating pressure with a smile.

Zen Master Under Pressure T-Shirts

Browse our collection of playful t-shirts to help the Zen master under pressure stay relaxed and stylish during busy days.