Zen Master In A Hurry Gifts

Looking for gifts that capture the Zen master in a hurry? Our collection blends humor and mindfulness, ideal for those who embrace peacefulness but are often on the go. Whether it's a mug for your quick coffee break or a t-shirt to remind them to breathe, these items celebrate a busy yet centered spirit.

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"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals." mockup

"I didn't have time for gong bathing this morning so have to make do with a quick splash of finger cymbals."

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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Zenemies.

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Yoga.

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind and cashflow."

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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Yoga with Baby

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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"Hoarder."

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball' mockup

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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Relax.

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Zen Master In A Hurry Gifts Collection

Zen Master In A Hurry Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring the Zen master in a hurry—ideal for quick sips and moments of calm amid a busy day.

Zen Master In A Hurry Pillows

Discover our playful pillows that add humor and comfort to any space—perfect for moments of rest and reflection.

Zen Master In A Hurry Prints

Browse our art prints celebrating the Zen master in a hurry—ideal for inspiring calm and laughter in your home or office.

Zen Master In A Hurry T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts that showcase the busy Zen master spirit—fun, relaxed, and perfect for everyday wear.