Guru balancing on a skateboard ontop a mountain
Zen Master On Wheels Gifts
Looking for a gift for the Zen Master on Wheels? Celebrate their balanced, peaceful spirit with playful and creative products that combine tranquility with their love for movement. Ideal for anyone who pedals or drives their way to zen, these gifts blend humor with mindfulness, making every day a serene yet fun adventure.
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
Zenemies.
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
Yoga.
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes
Yoga with Baby
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
FAQs.
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
Guru.
Turmoil change.
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Show off."
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Hoarder."
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."
'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
Zenboni
'This is a spiritual journey, Buddy...not a road trip.'
Relax.
It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!
Zen Master On Wheels Gifts Collection
Zen Master On Wheels Mugs
Explore our collection of Zen Master on Wheels mugs and find a humorous or calming design to start their day right.
Zen Master On Wheels Pillows
Our Zen Master on Wheels pillows bring comfort and wit to any space. Discover designs that celebrate serenity and mobility in style.
Zen Master On Wheels Prints
Decorate their home or bike space with prints that capture the essence of tranquility and movement—perfect for their Zen journey on wheels.
Zen Master On Wheels T-Shirts
Check out our Zen Master on Wheels t-shirts, designed for those who balance peace with a dash of humor—perfect for relaxed days and active adventures.