Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with a zen master who values serenity and convenience? Our collection offers witty and calming items that bring harmony into their life while making everyday moments effortless. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to inspire tranquility with a touch of humor—ideal for those who practice mindful living without complicating their calm. Celebrate their pursuit of balance with gifts that nod to their unique blend of enlightenment and practicality.

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"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?" mockup

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

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Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system? mockup

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

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'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!' mockup

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation. mockup

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

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'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!' mockup

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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Zenemies.

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'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!' mockup

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

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Yoga.

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'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?' mockup

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

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Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread. mockup

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

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"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?" mockup

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?' mockup

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

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"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks." mockup

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

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Guru.

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'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?' mockup

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

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"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet." mockup

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

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"Show off."

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When Buddha came to nirvana.

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"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow." mockup

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

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"Hoarder."

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"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off." mockup

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.' mockup

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!' mockup

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

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'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball' mockup

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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Zenboni

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'There goes JB, still unflappable.' mockup

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

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Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Gifts Collection

Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for zen masters who love their beverages with a side of humor and calmness.

Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Pillows

Check out our serene pillows designed for zen lovers valuing comfort and convenience in their decor.

Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Prints

Browse calming and witty prints that reflect the peaceful yet practical lifestyle of a true zen master.

Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience T-Shirts

Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate mindfulness and simplicity—ideal for those who live their zen with a humorous twist.