"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"
Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with a zen master who values serenity and convenience? Our collection offers witty and calming items that bring harmony into their life while making everyday moments effortless. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints designed to inspire tranquility with a touch of humor—ideal for those who practice mindful living without complicating their calm. Celebrate their pursuit of balance with gifts that nod to their unique blend of enlightenment and practicality.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'
'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'
'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'
Zenemies.
Yoga.
Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes
After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.
'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'
"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"
'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."
Guru.
'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'
FAQs.
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"
"Show off."
When Buddha came to nirvana.
"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."
'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'
"Hoarder."
"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."
'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'
"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."
'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'
'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'
'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
Zenboni
Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Gifts Collection
Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for zen masters who love their beverages with a side of humor and calmness.
Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Pillows
Check out our serene pillows designed for zen lovers valuing comfort and convenience in their decor.
Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience Prints
Browse calming and witty prints that reflect the peaceful yet practical lifestyle of a true zen master.
Zen Master With A Taste For Convenience T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate mindfulness and simplicity—ideal for those who live their zen with a humorous twist.