Yule Joker Pillows

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

Night of the Latkes

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"A little under done?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Baby it's cold outside.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Santa Claws...

Santa Elevator

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Skiing

Santa's Sleigh Accident

Baggage Reclaim

Rudolph Red Light District

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

'When you said we were having a turkey for Christmas dinner I didn't think you meant your Uncle George!'