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'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

Night of the Latkes

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"A little under done?"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Baby it's cold outside.

Ice-Cube-IV

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa Claws...

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Santa Elevator

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

"The kids told me it was a magic wand."

"I hate waiting! I know! I'll set this clock back an hour, and then in an hour...I'll move it forward, and 60 minutes will go by in a flash! Of course, we'll have to do this 176 more times."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Skiing

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'When you said we were having a turkey for Christmas dinner I didn't think you meant your Uncle George!'

"Santa's favorites always end up in the gift card workshop."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"There are thirty four children in my class...thirty one naughty, three nice."

Santa's Sleigh Accident

Baggage Reclaim